HOW TO ANSWER MEATHEADS
Meathead: Where do you get your protein?
Veggie: Same place cows and chickens and pigs get it. I just cut out the middleman.
Meathead: How come you don’t eat meat?
Veggie: I don’t eat anything that farts.
Meathead: Vegan food is boring!
Veggie: Oh, you’re right. After all, you are the expert on boring.
Meathead: Damn, I could never be a veghead!
Veggie: ’Course not, meathead. You ain’t cool enough.
Meathead: People are meant to eat dumb animals.
Veggie: Aw hell, I don’t wanna eat you.
Meathead: I can’t live without cheese!
Veggie: So–you’re saying your life is too empty for anything to fill the little void brought on by an absence of cheese? Dude, that is way, way sad. Start collecting comic books or something.
Meathead: What the hell do vegans eat?
Veggie: Oh, just the other 6,000 foods….
FOR THE PISSED VEGAN
Meathead: Hey, veghead! Why don’t you eat hot dogs and hamburgers?
Veggie: I plan on outliving ya by at least 7-15 years, meathead.
Modified Willie Nelson Joke About Music Industry Executives
Q: What’s a meathead got in common with a sperm?
A: Both have a one-in-a-million-chance of becoming a human being.
